{"id":1009,"date":"2024-01-05T13:17:01","date_gmt":"2024-01-05T13:17:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pakstne.com\/blog\/?p=1009"},"modified":"2024-01-05T13:17:01","modified_gmt":"2024-01-05T13:17:01","slug":"70-year-old-widow-posts-newspaper-advert-looking-for-new-husband-that-went-viral","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pakstne.com\/blog\/70-year-old-widow-posts-newspaper-advert-looking-for-new-husband-that-went-viral\/","title":{"rendered":"70-Year-Old Widow Posts Newspaper Advert Looking For New Husband That Went Viral"},"content":{"rendered":"

When you\u2019ve been alone for a while, it can be uncomfortable and frightening to put yourself back out there and look for romantic partners.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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The most important lesson to learn is, of course, to never pass judgment on people without first giving them a chance to explain themselves.<\/strong><\/p>\n

As a result, I\u2019ve made the decision to tell you about a hilarious article I recently read. Specifically, a widow in her 70s who has placed a newspaper ad in search of a new husband.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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She was at home one day when the doorbell rang. She had no way of knowing, however, who would be on the other side.<\/p>\n

Make sure you read the entire hilarious joke down below and wait until the end for the punchline.<\/p>\n

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In a newspaper advertisement, she wrote:<\/p>\n

\u201cWanted! Husband!\u201d Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. Please submit your applications in person.<\/em><\/p>\n

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The doorbell rang the next day, and she answered it. She was shocked to discover an elderly man in a wheelchair when she opened the door. He was missing both limbs.<\/p>\n

\u201cYou\u2019re not really asking me to consider you, are you?\u201d\u00a0widow inquired,\u00a0\u201cI can\u2019t believe it, you don\u2019t have any legs!\u201d<\/p>\n

With a grin on his face, the old man said,\u00a0\u201cTherefore, I cannot run around on you!\u201d<\/p>\n

Saying,\u00a0\u201cYou don\u2019t have any arms either!\u201d\u00a0\u201cShe snorted.\u201d<\/p>\n

The elderly man grinned once more and declared,\u00a0\u201cTherefore, I can never beat you!\u201d<\/p>\n

To which she raised an eyebrow and inquired,\u00a0\u201cAre you still good in bed?\u201d<\/p>\n

The elderly man sat back and asked,\u00a0\u201cI rang the doorbell, didn\u2019t I?\u201d\u00a0with a broad grin.<\/p>\n

Why not try to lift someone else\u2019s spirits? Help someone out and make them laugh by SHARING\u00a0this funny story!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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