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This guy passes away and his wife gets him cremated.<\/p>\n

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She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them.<\/p>\n

You know that fur coat you promised me ?<\/p>\n

I bought it with the insurance money.<\/p>\n

You know the new car you promised me ?<\/p>\n

I bought it with insurance money<\/p>\n

Then she whispers :<\/p>\n

You know that or-l enc-unter i promised you ? Well here it comes..<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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