{"id":19982,"date":"2024-12-27T12:07:51","date_gmt":"2024-12-27T12:07:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pakstne.com\/blog\/?p=19982"},"modified":"2024-12-27T12:07:51","modified_gmt":"2024-12-27T12:07:51","slug":"an-elderly-gentleman-goes-for-a-check-up-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pakstne.com\/blog\/an-elderly-gentleman-goes-for-a-check-up-2\/","title":{"rendered":"An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><strong>An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up.After his exam the doctor said to the to the old fella,\u201cYou appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?\u201d\u201cIn fact, I do,\u201d said the old man. \u201cAfter I have love I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time,<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><strong>I am usually cold and chilly.\u201dAfter examining the old man\u2019s elderly wife, the doctor said, \u201cEverything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?\u201dThe lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. But the doctor then said to her: \u201cYour husband had an unusual concern. 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