A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear.

Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?”

The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a fifty-five-year-old woman, I have the breasts of a 22-year-old.”

“Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about your fifty-five-year-old ass?”

She said, “Your name never came up in the conversation.”